THE SEVEN KINDS OF SEX

Adult education...The 7 Kinds of sex

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of
sex happens when you first meet someone and you both
have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is
when you have been with your partner for a short time
and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even
in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is
when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex
only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is
when you have been with your partner for too long.
When you pass each other in the hallway you both say
"screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which
means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon
and Nun at night.
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you
cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to
court and screws you in front of everyone
And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is
called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each
month. But not enough to live on.