GOD'S OFFER TO ADAM
Offer made to Adam
God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions,so he decides to create a companion for man as well. He comes to see Adam and says to him, "Adam, you are my greatest creation and therefore, I am going to create for you the ultimate companion. She will worship the very ground you walk on, she will long for you and no other, she will be highly intelligent, she will wait on you hand and foot and obey your every command, she will be beautiful, and all it will cost you is an arm and a leg." Thinking for a few moments, Adam replies, "What could I get for a rib?"
Go ahead and laugh out loud. Studies show that laughter is good for your health. Dr. Michael Miller, a cardiologist at the University of Maryland Medical Center recommends intentionally finding ways to implement humor into your day such as, "reading something humorous or watching a funny video and try to find way to take ourselves less seriously."
Researchers have found that laughing heartily and laughing often may help prevent heart disease and protect against heart attack. We could all benefit from a little less stress and a lot more light heartedness. Can you remember the last time you let loose with a good belly laugh? Regardless of what the studies indicate, we all know how great it feels to have a good laugh. Dr. Miller also includes that, "The recommendation for a healthy heart may one day be -- exercise, eat right and laugh a few times a day."
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God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions,so he decides to create a companion for man as well. He comes to see Adam and says to him, "Adam, you are my greatest creation and therefore, I am going to create for you the ultimate companion. She will worship the very ground you walk on, she will long for you and no other, she will be highly intelligent, she will wait on you hand and foot and obey your every command, she will be beautiful, and all it will cost you is an arm and a leg." Thinking for a few moments, Adam replies, "What could I get for a rib?"
Go ahead and laugh out loud. Studies show that laughter is good for your health. Dr. Michael Miller, a cardiologist at the University of Maryland Medical Center recommends intentionally finding ways to implement humor into your day such as, "reading something humorous or watching a funny video and try to find way to take ourselves less seriously."
Researchers have found that laughing heartily and laughing often may help prevent heart disease and protect against heart attack. We could all benefit from a little less stress and a lot more light heartedness. Can you remember the last time you let loose with a good belly laugh? Regardless of what the studies indicate, we all know how great it feels to have a good laugh. Dr. Miller also includes that, "The recommendation for a healthy heart may one day be -- exercise, eat right and laugh a few times a day."
Copyright 2006 Funniestjokes.org All Rights Reserved.
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