CHOKIN' IN THE SOUTH

NEVER CHOKE IN THE SOUTH.

Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of Blizzards, they talk

privately about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a Coney

dog, begins to cough. After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the

hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya

breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, eyes widen and shakes her head no. The hillbilly

strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly

gives her right butt cheek a long lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a

violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. She begins to breathe again. The

hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table. His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind

Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it.