THE WIZARD OF STRANGE

We're Off to See the Wizard!
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ.They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.

What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:I've come for some courage. No Problem!" said the Wizard. "Who's next?

Richard Nixon stepped forward,Well, I think I need a heart.
Done!" says the Wizard.

"Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?
Up stepped Dubya and said, I've been told that I need a brain. No problem!" said the Wizard."Consider it done.

Then there is a great silence in the hall.Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,But he doesn't say a word.Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
Well, what do you want?

IS DOROTHY HERE?