Saturday, June 09, 2007

OH? OOPS!!!

A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in theAfghanistan desert.

During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He

asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said,"Well sir, as you

know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have

"urges". That's why we have Molly The Camel." The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone

this, but I understand about"urges", so the camel can stay. About a month later, the Captain

starts having his own "urges". Crazy withpassion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his

tent.Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pullshis pants down

and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the

men do it?" "No not really, sir.. They usually just ride the camel into town to findsome women."

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